ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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