For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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