Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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