420 ftw
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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