Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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