I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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