Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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