marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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