I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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