Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
that may or may not have been my penis.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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