I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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