sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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