Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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