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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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