Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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