I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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