So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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