hotel room ftw
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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