You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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