My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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