I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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