How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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