im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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