i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
only you would photoshop your dick
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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