I think I am morally bankrupt
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
