Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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