girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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