if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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