He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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