So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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