I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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