do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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