I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize