No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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