Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im six kinds of drunk right now
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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