he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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