I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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