when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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