this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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