so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
