She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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