That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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