God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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