we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The air was thick with penises
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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