Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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