people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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