Where is the hickey?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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