Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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