everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It's rum buckets o'clock
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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