Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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