they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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