In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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