I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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