I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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