Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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