I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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