Cold hands, warm shart.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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